Arctic Monkeys - Mr Schwartz (Lyrics)

[Verse 1]

Put your heavy metal to the test

There might be half a love song in it all for you

Timing-wise, it's probably for the best

Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute

[Chorus]

Mr. Schwartz is stayin' strong for the crew

Wardrobe's lint-rollin' your velveteen suit

And smudgin' dubbin' on your dancin' shoes

[Verse 2]

Gradually, it's coming into view

It's like your little directorial debut

As fine a time as any to deduce

The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue

[Chorus]

Mr. Schwartz is stayin' strong for the crew

Wardrobе's lint-rollin' your velveteen suit

And smudgin' dubbin' on your dancin' shoes

[Bridge]

And if wе guess who I'm pretending to be

Do we win a prize?

Having attempted twice, both incorrectly

Do we get a third try?

[Verse 3]

The gloved hand's reachin' in to hit the switch

There's not one goddamn thing that you can do about it

[Chorus]

Mr. Schwartz is havin' tea with the grips

Askin' after all the wives and the kids

It's at the heart of what the business is